This year, you’re going to win the village contest for “Best Lawn.” You’re going to be on the front page of the local newspaper. You’re going to start a new grass seed company with your local fame. You’re going to become the largest landscaping mogul on the eastern seaboard. You’re going to get your own show on HGTV. You’re going to become famous and powerful and one day, you’re grandchildren will be gathered around you at your summer home Belize and they’re going to ask how it all happened. And then, well, you’ll tell them it was because of hard work and ingenuity. And that’s what you should tell them. That’s fine. Because deep down you’ll know that it was because of your Craftsman 40V String Trimmer. But don’t worry. We’re not here to take the credit – oh no – we’re just here to make the tools.